The Truth About CHUCK NORRIS is (an unauthorized parody ... but you knew that, right?) slampacked with 20 illustrations and 400 hard-hitting, unapologetic facts about the world's greatest martial arts master and Texas Ranger! In it, you will learn:
Why Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light
Why Chuck Norris has beef with 'Law and Order'
Why Chuck Norris is never late
How Chuck Norris extracts knowledge from the books he owns
