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| Post Time: September 8th, 2006, 8:46:48 PM |
- SickHaven95
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McGyver once had a watermelon, 12 ounces of sand and a blue paper clip. He used them to keep him entertained one night when he couldn't sleep. 3 months later the two Wright brothers stole his invention and took all the credit. |
| Post Time: September 8th, 2006, 11:28:38 PM |
- Maotsewilli
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In attempt to make some cash on the side Macgyver once set up a makeshift meth lab in the Adirondacks. However he wasn't cooking meth, he was actually bottling his farts, mixing them with Capri Sun and movie theatre butter, and marketing them as "Jesus Juice." Michael Jackson bought the operation in 2004. |
| Post Time: September 10th, 2006, 8:29:47 PM |
- SickHaven95
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When McGyver fisrt heard that America runs on Dunkin' he took it way out of context. Using a potato and a Steven King novel, he created a car that would actually run on donuts. He unsuccessfully tried to market this as the Geo Metro. |
| Post Time: September 13th, 2006, 12:11:40 PM |
- sorepheet
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In an attempt to thwart Chuck Norris, McGyver built a time machine out of a scratch ticket, some duct tape and a nail file. Once McGyver successfully traveled back in time to Chuck's birth he was promptly welcomed with strangulation by umbilical cord. |
| Post Time: September 13th, 2006, 10:30:19 PM |
- Maotsewilli
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MacGyver opened a colon therapy salon in San Luis Obispo in 1987, but was immediately shut down when local officials discovered that MacGyver was using a jagged piece of PVC and a mole rat tethered by dental floss as his patented "MacEnema." Richard Gere could not be reached for comment. |
| Post Time: September 9th, 2008, 2:34:23 AM |
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| Post Time: October 2nd, 2008, 3:22:43 AM |
- BeeGee
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Indeed |
| Post Time: October 4th, 2008, 6:17:16 AM |
- s0repheet
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Hmmmm. almost makes me miss cortez |
| Post Time: January 20th, 2009, 11:32:43 PM |
- Sorcerer311
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MacGyver invented the internet using a strand of dental floss, a capacitor, and Al Gore's calculator wristwatch. Al Gore still tries to claim credit to this day. |
| Post Time: January 22nd, 2009, 1:10:57 AM |
- STPFan
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im sorry to ask but how do u post facts about chuck or T or vin diesel |
| Post Time: May 28th, 2009, 2:28:38 AM |
- sss
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| Post Time: May 28th, 2009, 2:29:25 AM |
- sss
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| Post Time: June 17th, 2009, 3:11:46 AM |
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| Post Time: June 19th, 2009, 8:44:41 PM |
- losmosta
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MacGyvers workout routine only consists of pushing his luck. |
| Post Time: June 19th, 2009, 8:48:14 PM |
- losmosta
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The Stratesphere in Las Vegas has one of the deepest foundation on the west coast. MacGyver mixed up the slurry using juice boxes, pipe cleaners, and a graham cracker crust. It took him about 3 1/2 weeks. |
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