i thought mine was pretty funny ; "Chuck Norris can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch" but it didnt get accepted.
for those who dont get it, on the commercial for the cereal(cinnamon toast crunch) these annoying kids always pick some adult and say he can do everything "but can he see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?" then they reply with something stupid like "because they got tanlines?"
i thought it was funny but o well, ill save that one for myself. =]
"The chaos theory suggests the wings of a butterfly could eventually cause a hurricane on the far side of the world. Every breath Chuck Norris takes is a disaster."
"Chuck Norris learned his karate from the Korean Air-force. Korean Air-force learned their lesson from Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris' mother had troubles giving birth to Chuck and it seemed like it would require a surgery to get the baby out. Luckily the baby Chuck Norris managed to roundhouse kick himself out."
"Chuck Norris is immortal because God banned him from dying. Last time in heaven Chuck Norris scared the living shit out of the Holy Spirit."
"Chuck Norris does not have a father. He impregnated his mother himself."
"The reason for Yangtze being so yellow-watered is in fact not - as commonly is known - the yellow humus in the surrounding fields. Yangtze indeed is the result of Chuck Norris taking a piss during a break in the Korean Air-Force."
"Chuck Norris' sperm is amazingly strong. Robo-Cop once tried to arm wrestle with it and failed miserably."
"Chuck Norris has 9mm bullets for breakfast."
Please people - tell me.. what's wrong with those?
i sent it twice actually(because i thought i deleted it on accident the 1st). the first time was i think a lil before spring break for me (second week in april) and the second was about 2 months ago. the second time i did it it took until yesterday (june 13 06) for it to get checked and deleted. o well
It wasn't rejected. Yesterday ever fact submitted was deleted because some people had 87 facts pending. It's only rejected if it says next to your fact "rejected." Unless it says that, resubmit it.
It wasn't rejected. Yesterday ever fact submitted was deleted because some people had 87 facts pending. It's only rejected if it says next to your fact "rejected." Unless it says that, resubmit it.
oh really? i thought that "none of your facts have been accepted" meant it was rejected. But thanks, now ill see if it will be accepted this time. =]
Well, i've had my facts pending since the Sept. 19th. Don't particularly mind that they haven't been accepted, but, it's been over a month, well over a month.
I'm not trying to complain, but I don't understand why facts even need to be accepted first. Why not just accept them all and after a week or so if they are not above a 3.0 rating, have them deleted? Isn't the point of us all voting to weed out the dogshit submissions? If it's not, it should be.
Plus it's a bit ridiculous to wait over 2 months and still have a "pending" status on the 3 facts I submitted. They are comedy gold. Either get rid of the acceptance all together, or find more people to do the approvals because this delay is absurd.
I mostly have stopped even coming here because I rarely see new and funny facts showing up. That's probably because there's about 3 million pending acceptance.
