Have you seen the latest book?
Posted by Ian on March 4th, 9:57 PM
After a long wait, I'm pleased to announce the release of Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T: 400 Facts About the Baddest Dudes in the History of Ever:
It's loaded with tons of great content and also features 20 incredible and never-before-seen illustrated "facts." If you haven't picked up a copy yet, head on over to Amazon or your favorite bookseller today!
Posted by Ian on October 6th, 5:03 PM
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Mr. T was not born, he was formed in a superatomic series of explosions shortly before the birth of Christ. This explosion, coined 'The Helluva Bang' from the night of its sighting to the turn of the eighth century, was also known as the Bethlehem star, or Star of Wonder.
During one of his frequent time-traveling adventures, Mr. T was accosted by a horde of frenzied Olde Englishmen who believed he was "Mr. Tea" and that he was going to supply them with all the tea and crumpets they could possibly desire. With a single blow, Mr. T knocked the entire mob unconscious. To this day, English people still have gnarly-ass teeth.