Have you seen the latest book?
Posted by Ian on March 4th, 9:57 PM
After a long wait, I'm pleased to announce the release of Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T: 400 Facts About the Baddest Dudes in the History of Ever:
It's loaded with tons of great content and also features 20 incredible and never-before-seen illustrated "facts." If you haven't picked up a copy yet, head on over to Amazon or your favorite bookseller today!
Posted by Ian on October 6th, 5:03 PM
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Chuck Norris swears he didn't sleep with your wife. Yes, it is strange that your children show an affinity for Texas justice and beard cultivation. No, Chuck Norris does not know why your wife can only climax when you wear a karate uniform. Chuck Norris thinks you are asking the kind a questions a person asks when they want to be kicked in the face.
It is a little known fact that Chuck Norris is the inspiration for James Taylor's "Fire and Rain". After deeming Taylor a touchy-feely sissy, Norris proceeded to set the songwriter ablaze, and when Taylor begged for mercy, Chuck responded by peeing on his head.