Have you seen the latest book?
Posted by Ian on March 4th, 9:57 PM
After a long wait, I'm pleased to announce the release of Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T: 400 Facts About the Baddest Dudes in the History of Ever:
It's loaded with tons of great content and also features 20 incredible and never-before-seen illustrated "facts." If you haven't picked up a copy yet, head on over to Amazon or your favorite bookseller today!
Posted by Ian on October 6th, 5:03 PM
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Vin Diesel has won the international potato sack skateboarding consecutively for the last 7 years, stealing the crown from the previous holder, Tom selleck. In 1998, Vin pioneered the 'inverted tater bag head back flip', which involves removing the sack and placing it over your head, while simultaneously standing on your head on the board and back flipping, a move that was taught to him by his master, Mr. Selleck, who could not actually complete the manuver himself. Selleck was so crushed that his apprentice had finally reached a level higher than himself that he swore never to potatosack skateboard again, and is now the leader of an anti potatosack skateboarding cult in Northwest Belgium.
Chuck Norris Paul Bunyan and his faithful companion Babe were enjoying a fire in the woods of Michigan one night. It had been a hard day of work and Paul turned to Chuck exclaiming "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!" And so he did. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris turned to Paul and said "I'm so hungry I could eat a bull!" Babe was never mentioned in a Bunyan story again.